5 Questions with Vuvuzela

1. Describe your perfect date.
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2. Do you have any hidden talents?
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3. Who's going to win the World Cup?

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4. Where do you stand on the female Viagra debate?

VV: The FDA just rejected the second major attempt at a female libido enhancer, a drug called flibanserin.  For once the government is resisting the imperious Pharma lobby, and I find that consolatory as a tax-paying Bantu horn.

Synthetic stimulation is not the answer to improving the hypoactive female sex drive in America.  Shallow cultural prescriptions of the ideal female are the primary culprit.  A handful of particularly callow elites decided they prefer female figures closer to preteen than anything remotely woman in the traditional sense, mass marketing transferred those preferences to image, and the idea infiltrated our culture like a hungry leviathan in our sacred rivulet of all things intimate and mysterious. 

It’s an atrocious kerfuffle of ecumenical politics, frankly.

5. How do you feel about the “reasonable suspicion” immigration law in Arizona?  Is it unconstitutional?

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